Jewish Conspiracy Theories Shabbat

Join us for Jewish Conspiracy Theories Shabbat—the Shabbat “they” don’t want you to know about. We’re serving food shaped like global elites, and we’ve confirmed appearances from the Twin Towers, space lasers, and possibly a Rothschild (or at least someone named Rachel). Whether you’re Mossad, AIPAC, or just here for the matzah balls, it’s time to laugh about the wild, weird conspiracies that follow us Jews through history. Dress code: tinfoil hats, Illuminati robes, or your favorite shadowy cabal casual. Come for the kugel, stay for the global weather control summit at the end. Trust no one… except the group chat, where all major world decisions are made.

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